Welcome to a fantasy in which the Morning Show at WMBD Radio 1470 AM in Peoria, Illinois is a bar and the hosts are regular patrons. (These tavern stories are just metaphorical tales.)
The WMBD 1470 Morning Show
Tavern Episode 4
A rooster ran into the Bar.
"I haven't seen you for a while!" exclaimed the bartender.
Rooster, (out of breath):
Is there a doctor in the house?
A man eating Oreos in a nearby booth:
Doc was here, but he left to join the Hippie Rodeo...
"At least the Circus is still in town..." sighed the bartender.
Can I Please use someone's phone? There's a Donkey outback having an OBASM!
Local Maestro, (Baton in hand):
♫Stop Out the Back, Jack... ♫
"Names and faces may Change, but the breath always smells the same...," pondered the bartender on his chosen profession.
NimRod (in the John, styling hair under the blow dryer):
Catch my Curve - just put in 5 bucks and you can make a call...
Joe (Biding his time by the juke Box):
A Bold toss; you almost hit that mug of Bush!
"God, give me cancer now!" Quoth the barkeep.
Wow! A shoe-phone with a money slot - I christen it, "BillBerry!"
♫No Danny Boy ♫ it's a Pay-to-Play Phone!
Jack's Son, Junior (hiding under the pool table):
Yeah, I've tried it, but it didn't work for me...
Chance, has anybody got Change for a
Leader of the Band:
Not me - I can't handle a C note
"Sweet home in Heaven Above! If anybody needs Change around here, it's me!" moaned the bartender in sinking despair...
Tall Dark Stranger at the end of the bar:
I can give you change...
"Don't you and NimRod share a single party line on that gadget?" the bartender queried the stranger.
Tall Slick Lawyer:
Blah BlahBlah - Go away!I haven't spoken with him in ages...
Dipped in Milk:
Just have FAITH - Change is coming!
Baton (Down the Hatch):
"And while we're at it, didn't a friend of yours once propose a huge expansion of the Pentagon?" inquired the bartender.
Tall Community Organizer (Taking on Airs):
I hardly know that guy - Don't Change the subject - the subject is Change!
Jack's son's Daddy:
Keep HOPE alive ... Change is coming!
Conductor of Business as Usual:
Let the man alone so he can make Change!
Feather Brain - a New
That's your idea of Change?
♫All you need is LOVE♫
LOVE never changes... But the meaning of Change can Change!
Reincarnation of Abe Lincoln (
♫Change, Change, Change - Change of Fools♫
All the Patronages of the tavern together:
♫♫♫♫♫All we are saying, is Give Change A Chance♫♫♫♫♫
"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, WHILE WE STILL GOT A CHANCE!!!" screamed the Bartender, making a quick exit with his fine feathered friend in tow...
Why can't we Dahl just get along?
Note: This bar is open 24 hours. Happy Hour has Changed to 5:30 to 9 am instead of 6 to 10 am.